You are dry humping my last nerve

15 count, stitched over 1 strands

It happens, far too frequently. Might as well tell people. This design says “You are dry-h*mping my last nerve” in a blue geometric border. On 14-point Aida, the finished project will measure 9.21" x 5.79" (23 x 15 cm). This is NOT a physical finished project. It is a digitally downloaded pattern that the crafter stitches themselves. Cranky Cat Cross Stitch offers fresh, subversive, and innovative designs for the modern stabber who likes a bit of snark to their crafting. We prominently feature geometric designs, feminist empowerment, queer-friendly projects, and pieces that honour our furry companions.