The Short Answer is No The Long Answer is F*** No

15 count, stitched over 1 strands

Wouldn't it be easier sometimes to just have the answer up on the wall beside you, especially with variants? Say it for once and be done with this pattern that reads "The short answer is no. The long answer is f*ck no." in black lettering, with a blue and black geometric border. Perfect for that manager who constantly gets asked unintelligent questions from their staff. Just stitch, frame, and point! On 14-count Aida, the finished project will measure 10.00" x 7.14" (26 x 18 cm). This is NOT a physical finished project. It is a digitally downloaded pattern that the crafter stitches themselves. Cranky Cat Cross Stitch offers fresh, subversive, and innovative designs for the modern stabber who likes a bit of snark to their crafting. We prominently feature geometric designs, feminist empowerment, queer-friendly projects, and pieces that honour our furry companions.