Fishin’ 4 Condiments

There’s a great white whale With a great big tail And a little one, he’s called “Good” There are ships with sails A giraffe called Gail And a cabin made all out of wood There’s a mouse in the mill He’s from Old Amsterdam He’s lived there all his life And the boy and his dad Who are both fishing mad Farm a croft in the Kingdom of Fife Comes to you as a waterproof pdf, delivered straight to your inbox by one of our elite consortium of courier crabs. Watch out for those claws, they can give you quite a nip.